What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

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I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

-mwahh

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”